31 Mar I’m Looking For 5 Gullible Desperate Individuals to Join My Team!!
I’m looking for 3 talented individuals to join my team!
Work your own hours posting the same repetitive garb on Facebook about how this mascara has changed your life and how many ‘promotions’ you got this month in exchange for being deleted by 300 social media buddies!
For every sale you make, I will make a percentage and send a little bit of it your way for all your hard work ?
You get an extra bonus if you join friends up to a group without inviting them first and giving them the choice.
Don’t forget, it’s all about giving women a voice (but not a choice!) It’s a sisterhood!
Each month when your money comes in we will send you a lipstick as a thank you and a fake picture of a potential paycheck to really reel those suckers …I mean sisters…in.
New mums dreading going back to work? Easy prey! Tell them they will have more time to spend with their kids and a 4 x 4 to ferry little Johnny around in.
You’ll have them chomping at the bit to sign up!
Yes you’ll become an annoyance but who cares when you have that monthly £3.79 to spend on your hearts desire. It can all go in the pot to that condo on your mood board.
We will provide you a kit and unlimited hand outs about how it’s an MLM and not a pyramid scheme and we will drill this into you when you attend the millions of ‘conferences’ with the sisterhood.
Ok…..who is in?????