I’m Looking For 5 Gullible Desperate Individuals to Join My Team!!

I’m looking for 3 talented individuals to join my team! 
Work your own hours posting the same repetitive garb on Facebook about how this mascara has changed your life and how many ‘promotions’ you got this month in exchange for being deleted by 300 social media buddies!

For every sale you make, I will make a percentage and send a little bit of it your way for all your hard work ?

You get an extra bonus if you join friends up to a group without inviting them first and giving them the choice.

Don’t forget, it’s all about giving women a voice (but not a choice!) It’s a sisterhood!

Each month when your money comes in we will send you a lipstick as a thank you and a fake picture of a potential paycheck to really reel those suckers …I mean sisters…in.

New mums dreading going back to work? Easy prey! Tell them they will have more time to spend with their kids and a 4 x 4 to ferry little Johnny around in.

You’ll have them chomping at the bit to sign up!

Yes you’ll become an annoyance but who cares when you have that monthly £3.79 to spend on your hearts desire. It can all go in the pot to that condo on your mood board.

We will provide you a kit and unlimited hand outs about how it’s an MLM and not a pyramid scheme and we will drill this into you when you attend the millions of ‘conferences’ with the sisterhood.

Ok…..who is in?????

JD xx

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    nic
    Posted at 19:29h, 31 March Reply

    Oh Jodie. Nail… Head. Don’t forget about this brand new concept of working from home!! Who would have thought.. in this day in age. . I die a little inside each new friend that joins the cult.

    • Jodie Danner
      Jodie Danner
      Posted at 21:11h, 31 March Reply

      Cringe. It’s the harassment. If I leave your group, DO NOT RE-ADD ME!!! X

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    Jen Speakman
    Posted at 20:25h, 31 March Reply

    I hate those pyramid schemes sick
    Of seeing them on Facebook!!

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    This Mum Business
    Posted at 07:28h, 01 April Reply

    Me too!! I want to educate the world about them! X

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    Jane Salter
    Posted at 10:40h, 03 April Reply

    Jodie you are funny x

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