Well firstly - that hot woman in the picture drinking whilst draped in a sophisticated manner.......that's not how I look when I drink. I'm more Rab C. Nesbitt.
I'll not lie. When I was pregnant I got fat. None of that extra 200 calories a day malarkey for me, I went the whole 2k. My weight had always averaged around 11 stone but those lines on the stick were like the golden ticket to the Cadbury factory.